Are you in the mood for a K-pop song that sounds like a hostage situation? Well, I’ve got just the track for you! ALLDAY PROJECT are the latest act to team up with video game franchise PUBG for a soundtrack release. I Don’t Bargain is unflinching in its aggression and represents the worst instincts of an act that can actually release decent music when they want to.
I Don’t Bargain is a “clapback” at the haters, which is almost always an exhausting proposition for a pop song. Looking at its lyrics, my eyes instantly glaze over. You must be really clever with your wordplay to make a song like this work, and the boasts here just aren’t doing it. Some samples:
“Everywhere I go is drama, all the boys I gifted trauma”
“I don’t partake with them fakes”
“I’m all in, this throne my home, ain’t up for auction”
“So tired of hates and comments. Why y’all got no sense that’s common”
Just… ugh. Does anyone actually care about this? It’s beyond cringey and relegates the song to parody status. In another world, I Don’t Bargain‘s chanted call-and-response hook could be quite catchy and silly, but ALLDAY PROJECT are so serious about this that it loses all sense of fun and simply feels like admonishment. Add the requisite tinny (crap) percussion to the mix and we’ve got a thoroughly unenjoyable standoff I can’t wait to escape from.
| Hooks | 7 |
| Production | 6 |
| Longevity | 6 |
| Bias | 5 |
| RATING | 6 |
Grade: D-
Picking my nose was more interesting than whatever this was.
6 (6, 6, 6, 6) for me.
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La Di Da is the best song against haters haha
It sounded like Madonna singing about the haters
Imagine someone bashing at the haters with high notes and a difficult melody to sing? God, I miss 2nd/3rd gen…
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Did I know about this before? No
Did anything about me change after listening to whatever the fuck this is? No
I’m neutral on this group, mind you, I don’t hate nor bias anyone
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I opened YouTube just to dislike the video
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As you should monarch 🙏🙏🙏🙏
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why does it sound like the instrumental is dying as the track progresses.
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I know there’s no use comparing, but i happened to be listening to Shinee’s “Evil” while reading today’s reviews and realized I that so far I haven’t heard a 2026 song as interesting or well-crafted as this random Shinee b-side
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SHINee always wins.
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Pass. Insert that gif of the little girl looking like what the what.
… Did I just hear “cut the beef I cook like Ramen” … ? *sigh* they need to hire Jesse to produce to get some real actual authentic sass going.
For the kids here, in case you think kpop sucks at this subgenre, may I suggest Bizzy -Tiger-Yoon Mirae. Gosh, I have like a dozen from them, which one should I link here spins wheel this one.
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Honestly, for me this is not music. It’s …. idk what it is. I listened to it once and never again.
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