“Sweet,” you say? Universe app, you say?? I think it’s time for a recipe:
Hooks | 7 |
Production | 7 |
Longevity | 8 |
Bias | 7 |
RATING | 7.25 |
“Sweet,” you say? Universe app, you say?? I think it’s time for a recipe:
Hooks | 7 |
Production | 7 |
Longevity | 8 |
Bias | 7 |
RATING | 7.25 |
OMG😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nick, I can easily confirm this is your best Universe track review, this was so fun😂😂😂
Regarding the song itself, it’s not bad but not so much that I love it. The recipe could be not so generic like this.
Btw, it kinda reminds me of Justin Bieber’s “Yummy”.
7.75 for me.
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Also, “salt to taste”, because I am feeling salty.
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I can’t listen to the song since I’ve misplaced my earbuds and I’m not subjecting the other people on the train to this. I’ll just take Nick’s word for it that I’m not missing much. I like the clever review format as well.
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Yelp review
**1/2
This is a perfectly fine example of mid-tempo groovy Kpop cuisine. I enjoyed the laid back bassline and the Todd Rundgren-esque synths. The seasoning is thoughtful. They can certainly sing. But this is not ground-breaking or inspired cuisine. It’s comfort food. This is good for backyard barbeques or post-drinking chillout sessions. However, if you would like more spice and better flavor, I would suggest the similar but far more interesting Body Rhythm by SHINee or Double Click by Ghost, who are in the same neighborhood. The service was excellent, however.
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Whoops, Ghost9(7).
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instructions unclear, ended up getting an eternity “i’m real” 2.0
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All roads end in “I’m Real.”
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This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with a whimper.
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For a recipe named Sweet, it left me very sour.
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You somehow make these universe app reviews the most fun reviews to read.
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Haha it ain’t easy!
Every time Universe drops a teaser I’m like: “Damn… another one? What am I gonna do now??”
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Swear they’ve had like 5 universe singles am i tripping.
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i doubt they have, I think this is their second(?, idk I’m not bothered to look it up)
But if anyone asked me which group is most likely to get 5 universes, it’s Da Bois.
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This is sort of exactly what I am in the mood to listen to right now. Definitely isn’t super original but at least it isn’t shouty and grating. I’ll put it on my doing-homework-or-laundry playlist for sure.
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You say this serves 11 but it’s serving nothing
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Idk but I want to laugh on your review. I think they deserve 8 or 9.
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I’m in love with this review ?? you made my day thank you Nick ??
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I’m in love with this review. You made my day Nick 🥰 🤣
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I love this so much more than any single they released last year. A cute bop, deserved at least 8 for me
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