Here’s the thing about Cortis: I really want to like their music. I think REDRED is genuinely fantastic and what I’ve seen of the members filling in for host duties on weekly music shows has been very charming. I like the idea of young creators coming in to offer something a bit different than the norm. However, I just don’t think the music has been good so far. It tends to be either mind-numbingly obnoxious or a big, boring nothingburger. I think I prefer the former to the latter (even though my ratings don’t always reflect that), but neither is a great space to be.
Blue Lips fits squarely into the “big, boring nothingburger” territory — though I’d strike the “big” from that description. It’s a short song, it’s an atmospheric song, and it’s ultimately a song that goes nowhere. If you enjoy the sounds of artists mumble-singing over muted keys meant to evoke the idea of a “serious artistic statement”, you’ll probably take a liking to this. But without any real songcraft or variety, this barely feels like a song at all. It’s an extended interlude at best, consisting of about one idea. The melodies — such as they are — are flat and repetitive and the track dissipates before it even gets going. If Big Hit didn’t insist on promoting these songs with music videos I probably wouldn’t have written about this at all. After all, there’s barely enough content in Blue Lips to cover!
| Hooks | 4 |
| Production | 7 |
| Longevity | 5 |
| Bias | 5 |
| RATING | 5.25 |
Grade: F
The production lowkey sounds like something some kid at school would have created on those Yamaha keyboards for the morning assemblies or a function 😭
But yeah, it’s boring. Man, I could have done something more productive and interesting with those 2 minutes, like procrastinate for my finals and doomscroll on twitter dot com.
Anyways, 5 (4, 6, 5, 5) for me. And I hope we get an MV for YCC, but mostly cause I’d sell my kidney to see the review :9
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i closed the vidoe after hearing the first line.
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I’ve never listened to the album so this is my first time listening to it and nothingburger is correct. I like the members but the music is just bottom of the barrel (with the sole exception of REDRED).
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istg redred really saved the album 😭😭
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thoughts on these “pick me” songs?
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