Okay, I’ve had my fun (?) with these Universe releases and their half-mvs. Universe has actually gotten better at uploading the full videos to YouTube (whether we want them or not!), but it’s hard to get excited about a K-pop product that feels like a total afterthought.
With that in mind, I’m going to let you form your own review using some of my most common Bias List clichés. Can you find all ten that are hidden in the puzzle below?
Also… this song is okay, if completely generic. The second verse kind of slaps.
| Hooks | 7 |
| Production | 8 |
| Longevity | 7 |
| Bias | 7 |
| RATING | 7.25 |
The Bias List // K-Pop Reviews & Discussion 
Qajliet Rigjpaumn Upyme singtalaky and the fact is that SF9’s rasstoas
fart
fart
fart
7/10.
Ngl Nick, most intellectual thing in this universe would be an understatement for my brilliant review.
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Ah, these universe review days are a total blast. Anyways,
1. Farty brass
2. Vaguely melodic
3. Bluster
4. Bombast
5. Singtalk
6. Angst
7. Plodding
8. Moody
My brain doesn’t seem to process the rest. Or we could just say I’m a bit lazy??
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Farty brass loops fuel this moody comeback which seems to be plodding and vaguely melodic and thrives on its assumed bluster and bombast which is largely missing. This angst and unnecessarily moody singtalk approach is not for me.
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congrats your review convinced me to listen to the song to see if it really has farty brass
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(Well not really)
ref: omega x’s that one song
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It doesn’t really, but I couldn’t resist!
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Sir, you had me expecting farty brass and I was terribly disappointed!
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Noisy is there too – diagonally
I just can’t find the last one
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I found “sad” written diagonally in the top right hand corner.
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“sad” is a wonderful coincidence!
The remaining undiscovered word starts with an “f,” and I use it a lot.
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Fey?
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Nope! Haha that would be an interesting word to use, though…
(I’d probably use it as a compliment!)
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I found fitful!
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11. jyp
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Haha I noticed that too! That guy has to push his way into everything, doesn’t he??
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The rap on here was strong. The rest of the song was not.
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once upon a time, the universe employees kidnapped the sf9 boys and a producer to create this song for their shitty app. in the production studio, they made the moody producer shove a vuvuzela up his ass to make a farty brass loop. then they shat out some bluster, angst and bombast and splattered it all over the track, giving it a really putrid vocal arrangement and a vaguely melodic tune. after the universe employees untied the poor boys from the dungeon and brought them to the recording studio, they forced them to shout out some singtalk and more bluster to cover up the fact this isn’t really a good song they’re singing. once they were done, the universe employees released the sad and fitful boys from the building to be reunited with their peers who were also forced to do the same thing as them.
*whispers* jyp
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next you should write a story for the next universe song lmao
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Shaver, Shaver??
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An angstral bocsfir of a song, indeed. But then I maintain that most everything would sound like a sagy ondem after Tesseract.
Also, I second the idea of a story for the next Universe song.
I mean, your reviews are on average some 260 words long. You can write quite a lot of story in 260 words. Believe me, I’ve tried (Poor Baejin *shudders*) Anyways… Nick-ssi, fighting!
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