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BOYS II PLANET: Episode Nine Recap

PREVIOUS RECAPS: Episode One // Episode Two // Episode Three // Episode Four // Episode Five // Episode Six // Episode Seven // Episode Eight


This week, we continue with the Class Switch Position Battle on a performance-stuffed, three-hour marathon episode. We’ve got nine performances this week! Whew…


VOCAL STAGE: Run To You (original: Seventeen)

This vocal stage is accompanied by a live band, which is a nice touch and helps distinguish it from the other stages. It’s especially welcome on a song like this, which is essentially a rock song. This performance was a mixed bag, with some rough spots and some highlights. It got better as it went on and I’m really impressed by Yoon Min. He’s the kind of confident vocalist you can fully enjoy because you know he’s going to hit the notes. Vocals are the most important factor for me, so he instantly shot to the top of my list.

VOTING: The voters agreed with me, as Min scored the highest.


RAP STAGE: Smoke (original: Dynamic Duo & Lee Youngji)

There was lots of bickering on this team and their behind-the-scenes video was relatively short, which makes me believe the producers don’t really care about them. And weirdly, there are only two guys on the team? I probably missed how this was decided because I’m only half-watching the preparation parts of these episodes, but it feels strange.

Anyway, this stage was fine. I don’t think I’m really qualified to decide whether it was good or not. I didn’t enjoy it, but they seem talented. Neither performer stuck out to me in any meaningful way. “Ye Chan and Yi Chen” would make a cool duo name, though.

VOTING: When it comes to voting, Ye Chan eked it out.


DANCE STAGE: Bad (original: Christopher)

Christopher is one of those random Western artists Korea seems to be obsessed with. It reminds me of when the country was inexplicably addicted to Anne-Marie’s 2002 a few years ago. This is another small team, but they were given more behind-the-scenes love from the producers. They’re trying on a “sexier” concept for this stage. Given that this performance is meant to focus on dance and choreo, I found it pretty underwhelming. The moves seemed to be cut and paste from so many other boy group stages and weren’t very interesting or dynamic to watch. Lots of cheesy tie-grabbing and vest-swinging and floor-humping. It’s a pass for me. Also, the song’s annoying (not that that’s their fault!).

VOTING: Jun Seo won the vote by a slim ten (!) points.


DANCE STAGE: Tambourine (original: Eve)

This is the group with Yumeki on it (ie: the guy they’ve been spotlighting so much for his dancing/choreo). This lends their performance a certain expectation and I did enjoy the choreo to an extent. However, it felt a bit repetitive. Maybe that’s just down the song, which lends itself to repetitive moves. The audience sure was going crazy. Give them a body roll and they’ll self-immolate. I kind of lost interest halfway through.

VOTING: Kai Wen won. Yumeki surprisingly came last. I honestly don’t see him making the final group at this point.


VOCAL STAGE: Rose Blossom (original: H1-KEY)

This is a fun song choice. It’s well-known in Korea but not yet completely overdone on these kind of shows. DRIPPIN’s Dong Yun is on this team, which is interesting because he’s usually known more as a rapper. This performance was pleasant and sweet and there were a few nice vocal tones that stood out (Han Eum, for me), but it definitely lacked impact compared with Run To You earlier in the night. There were a few missteps, too.

VOTING: The voters agreed with me, as Han Eum took the win.


RAP STAGE: Famous (original: ALLDAY PROJECT)

This is the most current song choice during this round, which is usually an asset for the team performing it. However, it can also be jarring to hear new rap verses over a song that’s become inescapable in its original version. I thought the verses were just fine here (MNET, why didn’t you subtitle them?) and the guys sold them well enough. Taejo was especially impactful. Former NINE.i member Seowon was also in this group, though I’m not sure the song was the best match for him.

VOTING: All-star Jaehyun won.


VOCAL STAGE: Breathe (original: Lee Hi)

VERIVERY’s Kangmin and Gyehyeon are in this team, making this trio a VERIVERY sandwich. That must be a bit awkward for member An Xin. They were also voted the worst team during preparations, which is kind of cruel. For the performance, they’re standing on the light-up boxes MNET loves to pull out for ballads, which made me chuckle at the start of a song that’s not at all chuckle-worthy. Gyehyeon kicked off with a bit of piano before the guys launched into a perfectly fine version of Breathe. Gyehyeon even got a bit choked up toward the climax. This is a really beautiful song and they pulled it off well enough, though I’ve seen it performed much better.

VOTING: Leader Gyehyeon pulled it off, which makes sense since he had the most memorable moments.


VOCAL STAGE: Queencard (original: i-dle)

I’m sorry… this song is a “vocal” stage? I guess it doesn’t matter because it’s got some of the most popular trainees in the team, including Leo. I feel like this stage got a lot more production than others, including guitars that were never actually played and instead used as posing props (lol) and then smashed (major eye roll from me). Honestly, it’s hard to get past my distaste for this song and enjoy the performance. I guess they did a good job, but the more serious band arrangement just made the lyrics and chorus stand out in a bad way and this wasn’t really a vocal showcase the way the other vocal stages were. I found it all pretty cheesy and try-hard.

VOTING: Sang Hyeon won and Leo placed last (?)


DANCE STAGE: LALALALA (original: Stray Kids)

Ugh. Another song that I hate. This group went with a very overused werewolf concept (no one will do it better than EXO!) and delivered a solid performance. Given that this stage was meant to focus on choreo, I found it a bit lacking. They had the charismatic posing down, but much of the performance didn’t feel quite in sync to me. Also, I didn’t find the choreo particularly memorable or original. The audience seemed to love it, though. But at this point in the show they’d been whipped into a fine lather of excitement.

VOTING: Xinlong took the crown.


Top Teams For Each Position

According to votes, here were the winners:

VOCAL: Team Rose Blossom (Surprising, but I’m happy Queencard ranked last. It simply wasn’t a vocal stage.)
RAP: Team Famous (I would have voted for “Hot”)
DANCE: Team LALALALA (Not my choice at all. I would have picked “like JENNIE”)

13 thoughts on “BOYS II PLANET: Episode Nine Recap

  1. Famous exceeded expectations!

    Anyways, I’ve got a question. Back then, you said that NAVILLERA was The Chaser’s ‘sister’. Now, you said that it is The Chaser’s ‘kid sister’. Is this true?

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  2. the worst live-voting ever. it’s always been people voting for and against their biases, but it’s especially bad this season.

    Nian Boheng, Li Zihao, Kang Woojin, Yumeki and Leo were the biggest robberies. only ones I agreed with Na Yunseo, Arctic, Yoon Min, Yeom Yechan, Park Donggyu, Chen Kaiwen and Kim Inhu.

    I was fine with any of the rap stages winning because I enjoyed all of them (though I wanted Hot to win), but the vocal and dance winners were just meh.

    I hope Donggyu makes it to the 3rd mission, I’ve been so anxious since yesterday.

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  3. If you’re gonna do a werewolf concept, they should’ve had the guts to cover Wolf (not that they would be all that successful, since like Rising Sun, it’s a song that requires actual vocal talent and prowess)

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  4. The voting was seriously all over the place in this episode. Didn’t agree with any of the winning teams, and Leo placing last simply did not make sense. Kang Woojin too. Actually my inclination is to think that people are withholding votes based on rumors and controversies about the trainees which I suppose is to be expected, but it’s never really stood out to me on shows like this before. I just happen to know that Leo and Woojin both have been dragged through the mud by various pockets of fans online. Same goes for Geonwoo (see how fast he dropped from the beginning of the show) and Sihwan, actually. And that’s just off the top of my head.

    It’s a shame because I don’t think there’s any real way to prevent this from happening, and when we feel that the audience is not voting based on the actual performance it makes the show a lot less compelling to watch. Like, I guess it doesn’t matter how well Leo did (far and above any of his teammates from an objective viewpoint) because this was never going to be his win. It gives us less of a reason to watch.

    It was sad to see one of my favorite songs ever Rose Blossom be kind of butchered lol, but Jang Haneum really cemented his place as an incredible vocalist.

    It is very frustrating how mnet decides when they’re going to subtitle or not subtitle the trainees’ raps on an apparently random basis. I thought Taejo cleared Jaehyun entirely but I guess it’s hard to say when I have no idea wtf he was saying lol. He could been talking about watching SpongeBob and scooby dooby doo and I wouldn’t know a thing.

    I actually kind of hated the SKZ stage, although the bright spot, He Xin Long, was still pretty bright. I think they had the most difficult assignment out of all the dance groups, they had to make male idol group choreo for a male idol group song that already has choreo made for it. So the stage was always going to feel a little weird. I think it would have been a lot more interesting if Yumeki had done this stage, because he’s an actual idol choreographer, and we could see what the song might have looked like if someone else had choreographed it. Instead we kind of got nothing and Yumeki did that annoying ass song instead. But like I said, HXL is great.

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    • Also, wasn’t the SKZ stage the only one where it showed the team having a whole sit-down about what concept they should do?

      It really felt like they were grasping at straws. Also, SKZ themselves did wolf concepts not once but twice during Kingdom, and they did a lot of the same moves, like climbing on each other’s backs, pretending to take a bite, etc. It’s just… very uninspired.

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  5. Nick, I’m wondering if you clocked that Yoonmin was from LOUD? It took me a while to remember him. He was picked to be in what would become Kickflip, but left JYPE before they debuted. I’m really happy to see him on TV again because his vocals are no joke.

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