To be honest, I completely forgot Kwon Eunbi’s Universe track was dropping today. You know I like to “celebrate” these releases with some insane funhouse game, but that takes a fair bit of planning.
But then, I remembered these Universe reviews are supposed to be as half-assed as the music itself. That’s the joke! So, I humbly present a visual review of Kwon Eunbi’s latest opus-on-an-app:
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| Hooks | 7 |
| Production | 7 |
| Longevity | 7 |
| Bias | 7 |
| RATING | 7 |
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https://giphy.com/gifs/mushroom-mushroommovie-vowels-RNQ3FNYN3Hi5s8OJ3z
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Oh no
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Darling daughter says “Okay then” which is teenage for she pretends to be confused but will secretly start using this gif.
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As a fellow teenager, I can absolutely agree.
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Oh, back to this song.
Its sounds like a demo being shopped around for a girl group circa about 2019 or 2020, left unused, later released as an actual song. Also, my eyes see one girl, but my ears here many girls, so it sounds like they left on the backing tracks from that demo.
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This is your funniest Universe review to date
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eventually another universe song will drop and nick will make another “funniest universe review to date”
i swear nick should write a story if another universe song drops
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The way I was listening to the song in time to your timestamps lmao. I knew exactly what 1:17 was gonna build up to be lmao.
I just can’t unhear aespa instead of esper.
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Whelp, sorry, missed the brief. Let’s see if this works.
via GIFER
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It did not. Try again.
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the good news is that since eunbi dropped this generic-ass reggaeton song that sounds like a watered down version of burn it on the already named app, it means an actual comeback is just around the corner. i hope my hopes can stay up
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OMG it does sound like Burn It! I was wondering why it sounded so familiar
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I shall not stand for this Burn It slander! 🤫
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The song: https://www.reactiongifs.us/meh-emma-stone/
The review: https://tenor.com/view/nice-good-well-done-gif-14854677
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I have no words for this song, but here is Eunbi’s fineness in GIF form.
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I miss IZ*ONE
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LOL this is the best Universe review so far, no clicking on excessive links or writing our own reviews, just Nick revealing his Gen-Z hidden side!
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Mami-mami-mami-ya!
Six!
Honestly, probably my favorite Universe song so far. If it had a different chorus and kept the atmosphere it’d probably make it on my running “hon. mentions for 2022” list. I am a woman of simple tastes: arpeggiated instrumental loops are nice.
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I would have to agree with best song.
For me, it’s her best solo track in this style (the other one being Amigo) – IMO Amigo didn’t give her justice. The instrumental here is more engaging and upbeat.
PS: I was the person who replied on Nick’s Twitter with GIFs instead of here to lessen my struggle 🤗
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