One of these days, Lapillus are going to release a great song that’s worthy of them. Today is not that day.
It’s almost as if this group’s music has been engineered in a lab as a Bias List repellant. I haven’t enjoyed anything they’ve put out, and Who’s Next proudly continues that trend. The song is a blend of awkward posturing, cloying production and a veritable buffet of chanted hooks. I could barely make it through one listen, but I gave it another in case I’d missed something great.
It turns out, I did not.
| Hooks | 6 |
| Production | 6 |
| Longevity | 6 |
| Bias | 5 |
| RATING | 5.75 |
WE NOT MAKING IT OUT OF THE HOOD WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Today is not that day.
You know what day it is? It is the day 1theK youtube channel re-uploaded After School’s classic “Bang!” Let’s go listen to that instead.
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Lapillus continuing with the trend of B-side being that much better than the title track that it makes you wonder who the heck is in charge of A&R and why are they so consistently frustrating
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They totally missed the mark when Ulala is there on the album.
The eoh eoh is destroying the song. That’s it for now.
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I couldn’t finish it. I admire your bravery and the sacrifice you made so I don’t have to go back 🙏
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This review is so mean, and nothing about the song itself makes me want to defend it against the meanness.
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but srsly, i cant believe a company that had momoland under its ranks and gave them great (no pun intended) music has devolved into making the most generic music ever written
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It’s so hard to defend this group when they keep being given music like this. It’s literally just noise. I don’t think the girls themselves are even happy performing this.
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one day, MLD will have a great song again. Today is not one of those days
4/10 for me
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If there was ever a group that needed to scrap their original concept and pull a Dreamcatcher inspired reboot, it’s Lapillus. This train is going nowhere. Better to rename the group, hire some decent songwriters, and fire whoever the edge lord is behind the scenes.
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what are they gonna do? rename lapillus to LPS?
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Nahh the album is great except for the main track. Mld is just stupid enough to pick who’s next as their title track when marionette and paper exist.
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They’re better than their title tracks. I don’t understand why they keep choosing the most basic songs as their title tracks. Lapillus is clearly better at dark/brooding themes like Marionette.
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