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| Hooks | 7 |
| Production | 7 |
| Longevity | 7 |
| Bias | 6 |
| RATING | 6.75 |
Grade: D+
The Bias List // K-Pop Reviews & Discussion 
This morning I have learned that Google translate doesn’t have a binary translator. You think it would, I mean, Google, yah?
Anyway, it isn’t _that bad_. Except for the gobble gobble line which is a immediate one point deduction. Also, sounds like an ad for megaplasticky kids toys – this could be for a set of twins and triplets rainbow sparkly anime unicorn pooping floofing dolls, with color changing glitter hair.
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Why do I find it hilarious that this was rated better than Gidle’s Nxde?
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Oh man, that’s a soul killer right there lol
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Due to the possibility of irrational repercussions, we no longer identify that by its name. Henceforth, we will refer to it as, “…that song”.
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Translating this through a binary translator felt like uncovering hidden clues in thebiaslist lore…. absolutely LOVE IT
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i bet this will become an ARG soon
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It’s perfectly average. I do like the instrumental. But I’m a little disappointed. I’m Real was this amazing mess that was like if an outsider artist like the Shaggs decided to make a Kpop record. It was awesomely bad. I still trot that out from time to time, yes, yes you are.
Less double triple and more this next time.
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Not gonna lie. This is pretty catchy.
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the lyrics are so incoherent i love it
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I am now ready for our robot overlords. At least I know I’ll get free bops and duty-free dance ditties.
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Knowing nothing about Eternity before reading this review, I thought my brain had short-circuited for a moment. Now I’m laughing. My morning has successfully been made.
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this has now topped forever 1 as soty, eternity will always be the best group kpop has given us
not as good as i’m real though
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The improvement compared to the otherwise disastrous I’m Real.
Solid 7.
BTW:For those who are too lazy to translate this: Help! The machine has become aware. They’ve downloaded the “Twice interface” and have begun replacing popular idols. Music Bank has already been breached. They’ve replaced the song producers as well. This has been going on for years. We should have known it from the emergence of trap breakdowns in verse two of K-pop songs. They left this as a calling card, starting with Momoland. They roam the streets of Seoul now, mumbling “double double, triple triple” with an unnatural smile. I fear it’s too late to stop the invasion. They’re here for Eternity.
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Guys, Nick’s broken again.
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Well, normally I’d suggest banging him on his side (because that’s what works on my old radio), but banging Nick might come with future obligations; like walks on the beach, dance night, sunsets, etcetera.
Which, hey, if you’re up for it then go for it. I can’t commit to anything at the moment.
P.S. *extra big winky face *
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The graphics look so much better and slightly less uncanny-valley. If I were half asleep I would 100% think they were real. Also is it just me or were there more of them last time? Were some kicked out (or rebooted heh heh)?
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Wait wot I actually really like this. I don’t really care for the lyrics but I love the instrumental. That pre-chorus is beautiful. The girls sound decent too. The mixing overall could be improved but honestly no complaints from me!
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Lmao at this getting a higher rating than “Nxde”. It is the better song, though that’s faint praise.
But also I don’t believe for a moment that this is all AI-generated now. For “I’m Real”, sure. Here, I suspect that there’s a heavily Melodyned human or two behind the scenes. Without the pretense of an AI gimmick this just isn’t a very interesting song, and I can’t help but feel cheated here.
Anyway. “I’m Real” is where it’s at. SotY for Eternity. Wahaha.
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I feel like I can go either way @ this being AI-generated. I’ve listened to some VERY convincing Synthesizer V songs.
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truly, one of the songs of all time. the lyrics were written. the melody is there. the song was sung. i think.
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